when louis moves his hips he arches forward
when harry moves his hips he arches backward
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Louis’s oops sweater is nowhere to be found……
(((louis had it made)))
If that’s ‘only friends’ behaviour then I think I’ve been fucking my best friend
the title is pretty self-explanatory Harry and Louis’ relationship is definitely not strictly platonic
(btw I’m not fucking my best friend
let’s start from the beginning shall we?
I’ve never ever ever in my more than 10 years of relationship with my best friend jumped into her arms that way and FFS! YOU JUST HAVE MET IN THE BATHROOM BOYS CALM DOWN!
okay okay let’s move on
gosh I’m already angry
what happened paris 2012 harry and louis?
They did their first and last interview together and accidentally created something that literally looks like the intro to soft porn if you mute it.
Things that I wonder #1…
Why has Eleanor not retweeted any of the charity drive things Louis has done? Shouldn’t she be supporting her boyfriend’s support of the Eden Dora Trust? What about Bluebell?
I mean, most anyone would support someone who wanted to support charity…isn’t that basic human decency???
Bc she’s too busy shopping at TopShop & Starbucks
louis is ugly
alright so usually i’m fine with the whole “different ppl have different opinions and thoughts and blah blah whatever” thing, except, and lean in very close to hear me so super clearly, now: NO. NO. NOT TO OVERREACT BUT YOU ARE THE MOST WRONG A HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS EVIL IN MY INBOX??? WHERE DID U GO SO WRONG??? AT WHAT POINT DID YOU WAKE UP ONE DAY AND LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND BE LIKE, HERE’S WHAT I’M GOING TO DO WITH MY TIME: PUT MY WRONG GARBAGE TRASHWORDS DIRECTLY INTO THE CRYBALLS OF SOMEONE WHO KNOWS BETTER? TAKE THIS TRASH OUTTA HERE. TAKE THIS TRASH OUTTA THE UNIVERSE.
NO ONE IS UGLY, FIRST OF ALL, EXCEPT ON THE INSIDE, BUT EVEN IF THAT WASN’T TRUE YOU WOULD STILL BE AS CATEGORICALLY INCORRECT AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
IF THIS IS THE THING IN THE UNIVERSE THAT MAKES YOU SO UNHAPPY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SPOUT OFF ABOUT IT THEN I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT THAT I HOPE U FIND THE PEACE U CLEARLY NEED!!!! GET 100 CLUES. GET A GRIP.
"BUT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT TAAAAAASTES," U BLEAT IN RESPONSE. EXCEPT SHUT UP, BECAUSE I DON’T CARE. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS A MARBLE STATUE COME TO LIFE. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS A BEAUTIFUL SUNSPOT THAT IS SO BRIGHT AND OTHERWORLDLY IT MAKES YOUR EYES BURN. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS THE EXCEPTION TO SUBJECTIVITY IN TERMS OF ATTRACTIVENESS AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT??? EVEN IF HE ISN’T, IN THIS TINY UNIVERSE, IN THE IMMENSE SWIRLING GALAXY OF THIS HERE TUMBLR PAGE, I AM THE MASTER OF REALITY, AND HE IS PERFECT. GET ON BOARD OR GET OUTTA HERE. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO ENTERTAIN DETRACTORS. GO START A BLOG OR WRITE A SONNET OR PAINT IT ON THE INSIDE OF A CAVE IF YOU HAVE TO BARF OUT THESE TYPES OF THOUGHTS, BUT DO IT SOMEWHERE I CAN’T SEE IT, BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY BATHING IN THE GOLDEN LIGHT THAT EMANATES FROM THIS FACE AND BOD AND BUNS AND HAIR AND FEET AND STOMACH AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
LOOK AROUND YOU. FIND A BEAUTIFUL FIELD AND SIT IN IT. CLIMB A MOUNTAIN AND SWIM IN A CLEAR BLUE STREAM AND SIT VERY STILL UNTIL A DEER APPROACHES YOU AND FEEDS OUT OF YOUR OPEN PALM AND THEN REFLECT ON THE THINGS THAT LEAD YOU TO THIS POINT. ASK THE UNIVERSE FOR FORGIVENESS. USE THE INEVITABLE TEARS THAT WILL SPRING FROM YOUR EYES WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO WATER A FLEDGLING SEEDLING OF A DELICATE BUT ELEGANT WEEPING WILLOW. IN 100 YEARS LOUIS’ TOMLINSON’S BEAUTIFUL OFFSPRING WILL STUMBLE UPON IT AND LIE DOWN FOR A NAP BENEATH ITS BRANCHES, AND JUST BEFORE THEY DRIFT OFF INTO SLEEP THEY WILL SHIVER WITH A GROTESQUE AND UNPLACEABLE SENSE OF RECOGNITION. THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE. THE TRASH HAS BEEN PURGED. ALL WAS WELL.
april fools ha ha ha!
except im actually gay